I don’t spend a lot of time at Starbucks, for all the reasons you might
imagine.
But sometimes it’s unavoidable — airports, desolate suburbia, need for
anonymity — and something I’ve found that makes it slightly more bearable
is the secret keyword for here.
If you place a Starbucks order for here then your coffee will be served
to you in a real china mug and your food (such at it is) on a real plate.
Just beware that when you do this you’re triggering an exception, and there
may be small ruptures in the coffee service while dusty cupboards are
opened to locate the for here mugs.